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>Differences Between Physicist, Biologist And Chemist
>
>A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the
>ocean for the first time.
>The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the
>waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the
>fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean.
>Obviously he was drowned and never returned.
>
>The biologist said he wanted to do research on the
>flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the
>ocean. He too, never returned.
>
>The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards,
>wrote the observation, "The physicist and the
>biologist are soluble in ocean water".
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>
>Differentiation (If you studied about this before)
>
>
>A mathematician went insane and believed that he was
>the differentiation operator. His friends had him
>placed in a mental hospital until he got better. All
>day he would go around frightening the other patients
>by staring at them and saying "I differentiate you!"
>
>One day he met a new patient; and true to form he
>stared at him and said "I differentiate you!", but for
>once, his victim's _expression didn't change.
>Surprised, the mathematician marshaled his energies,
>stared fiercely at the new patient and said loudly "I
>differentiate you!", but still the other man had no
>reaction. Finally, in frustration, the mathematician
>screamed out "I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!
>
>The new patient calmly looked up and said, "You can
>differentiate me all you like: I'm e to the power of
>x."
>
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>THE EVOLUTION OF MATHS TEACHINGS
>
>
>You guys kept complaining that Maths is soooo
>difficult nowadays. Do you know what you children and
>grand children will be going through? Take a look at
>this:
>
>Year 1960s Exam Question: A farmer sells a bag of
>potatoes for $10. His costs amount to 4/5 of his
>selling price, that is, $8. What is his profit?
>
>Year 1980s Exam Question: A peasant sells a bag of
>potatoes for $10. His costs amount to 4/5 of his
>selling price. What is his profit?
>
>Year 2000s Exam Question: A farmer sells a bag of
>potatoes for $M. His cost amount to 4/5 of his selling
>price. Given that his profit is $2, find the value of
>M.
>
>Year 2020s Exam Question: A farmer sells a bag of
>potatoes for $10. His production costs are $8, and his
>profit is $2. Underline the word "potatoes" and
>discuss about it.
>
>Year 2040s Exam Question: Calculate the cost of
>potatoes, by plotting a smooth curve, to calculate the
>variations in the prices of the potatoes in the
>current market from the source given.
>
>Year 2XXXs Exam Question: A farmer sells a bag of
>potatoes for $10. His or her production costs are 0.80
>of his or her revenue. On your calculator, graph
>revenue vs. costs. Run the POTATO program to determine
>the profit. Discuss the results and thus write a brief
>essay that analyzes this example in the real world of
>economics.
>
>
>*Lots of people say that school days are the happiest
>days of their lives. But have you ever noticed that
>the people who say that don't go to school anymore? *